- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

Knock knock... Knock knock... Knock knock... Unfortunately, nobody was home to sign for Marks parcel.

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

speak now or forever hold your pee

Wenis Penis

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

fish fishy caoimhin

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??