- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

whats black white and red all over an abused child

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How old are you? 7

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