Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Anti Joke

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