How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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