- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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