- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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