Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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What is red and has wheels? Grass, I lied about it being red and having wheels.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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There's a football player who walks into a bar and sees a gay guy. The gay guy says, "So you're a football player, right?" The football player says, "Yes." The gay guy says, "I have a game of football myself. It's called fart football. It's where you drink a mug of beer in less than five seconds and then you drop your pants and fart for the extra point." The gay guy goes first. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds and farts. The football player goes. He drinks the mug of beer in less than five seconds then he drops his pants and before he farts, the gay guy says, "BLOCK THAT KICK! BLOCK THAT KICK!"

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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