An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

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What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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Albert <3 Hunter

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes to step on trampolines.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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