Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

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What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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