What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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knock knock who's there? faith

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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Where do dinosaurs go on vacation? Dinosaurs are mainly extinct except for a select few such as crocodiles, which are arguably ancestors of dinosaurs. With this in mind, dinosaurs do not go on vacation because they are dead.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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I touch my sons dick XoXo Wendy.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

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