- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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