What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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What's black and white and red all over? Lots of things, including certain ugly clothing.

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yo momma is so fat her doctor recommended a new healthy diet.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

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Men's rights

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Why did the Latino feel uncomfortable during anal, vaginal, and oral sex simultaneously? Because she was being raped by three men.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Boom! Splat! You'll never know.

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What happens in the end of the original "Pinocchio" Italian fairy tale? He is hanged.

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