Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Women's Rights

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Asians...

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Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

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what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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