Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cannibal. Cannibal wh... As the man opened the door, he was eaten. And they lived happily ever after. The end.

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A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says "get out you jew!" The bar tender apparently was a Nazi.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Tim: Jason, your dumb Jason: No I'm not.

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Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride a bike Jimmy is a goldfish

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one at the bottom.

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Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Anti Joke

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