What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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guess what?

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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What did the old man say to his grandson before he kicked the bucket?? "I wonder how far i can kick this bucket..."

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I like jokes.

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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Why did the retard have no friends? Because somebody stitched his mouth and eyes shut so he couldn't be social.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped after getting raped.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: The holocaust

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a black man in an expensive car? A licensed driver.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Why did Susie fall off the song? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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