Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

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Why did the homosexual rapist walk into the pizza shop? Because he was hungry after a long day of raping little boys.

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hi bye

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

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Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

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son, you're adopted.

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Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

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How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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The government makes a good decision

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

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How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

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A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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Anti Joke

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