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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

A ship sinks in the middle of the South Pacific, only one man survives. He swims over to a deserted island.

Why did the baby cross the road? I don't know but it got hit by a semi during.

son, you're adopted.

Want to know who gets head a lot? Balloons

How did the old man climb the hill? He didn't.

One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

The government makes a good decision

Jeff was a very hard working accountant, after a very long day he drove to burger king, he looked up at the menu and said to the lady. I'll have a burger please.

A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

How do you confuse a blonde? £74.56.5 x 4^4^4^5 (7) : [15(68yf4+s)]

A rat scurries into a bar. Six days later, all of the people in that bar die of bubonic plague.

Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew -a pizza is food

What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

Potato salad

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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