What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Knock Knock Come in!

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Oh...okay, good.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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Tia is a dumb website. Turn 0ff blah

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A baby seal walks into a club

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Women's Rights

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

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So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Two corpses weigh in the wind. One is called Jones.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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