A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

Women's rights

DERP

Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

William Raines.

What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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