Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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...Jack Vale

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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your mom

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What do u get when you cross Napoleon and a stick of dynamite? A very bloody mess.

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Whats the difference between the holocaust and Norm McDonald? One can be laughed at the other is Norm McDonald.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How is Stevie Wonder like Ray Charles? They are both talented musicians

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why did the chicken cross the road? who knows, we cannot read an animals (or a human for that matter) mind. Perhaps, though unlikely as he's a chicken, he saw a friend across the road or a child who wants to stroke him. Perhaps he is trying to escape being used as a circus act or being cooked for a supermarket. We cannot complain if the chicken wishes for a better life. Anyway, we shall never know why the chicken decided to cross the road, and never will, as it is dead after being hit by a car.

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

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