One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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A: Knock Knock B: I'm sleeping!

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Did you hear about the one with the priest, the boy, and the dildo? Yes, sadly I have.

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Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

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whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? You kill his family.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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A guy walks into a bar. The bar was closed. Tough luck.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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