Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is the difference between a monkey and a pig? A monkey doesn't snort drugs.

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You can throw a horse a Frisbee but you can't make him catch it

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Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

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Why didn't the blond walk into the bar? Because she saw 2 other people get hurt so she ducked

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

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Why did the woman die? She was hit by a bus.

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What happened when a gay man asked a straight man what time it was? He told him the correct time, they parted ways and went about with their lives.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why do Chinese people smell? Because of their ethnicity...plus, they smell.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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What is the difference between a joke and an antijoke? An antijoke does not have a punch line.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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