What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What is brown and tasty? A brownie.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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What do you get if you cross a mexican with a pineapple? Nothing, they are two different physical forms thus incapable of becoming a new object.

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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nik nak paddy wack give the dog a breathalyzer test

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What do you call 2 black men next to me. 2 Dead Men

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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What's 6+2? 16

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

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