Every 60 seconds in Africa. A minute passes.

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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Why did Hitler go to the hospital? Because he shot and poisoned himself.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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A: Knock, knock. B:Who's there? A: It's your neighbor, Sam. B: Oh, well my extended family is over for dinner at the moment. Would you mind coming back later? A: I suppose that would be alright.

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Your mom is so fat, she has sleep apnea.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? Evolution.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Q How do you make pie. A You cook it

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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