Why did the deer hunter shoot a deer? He told his wife he bought a new TV.

Kim Kardashian.

Jews who wear penny loafers...

In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

Asians...

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

Lacrosse

Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate poems Penis.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Female Athletics

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Expensive cheese.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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