- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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What do you call a black woman getting hit in the face? Domestic Violence.

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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What's the problem with blonde people? They don't have black hair.

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One night a kid heard thunder and got scared. So he went to his parents bed and asked he could sleep with them. His mom said " Sure just don't look under the covers." He said okay and he looked under the covers and said " Daddy, why is your snake in Mommy's garden?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

The mets are 3-0 this season

make me a sandwich!

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

what did the apple say to the banana nothing, bananas cant talk

Liars go to hell! -God

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Police. Your mom is dead.

Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine