A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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The New York Giants

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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WOw you have no life

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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you gay?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse and progressive world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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