why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

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Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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