What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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an object in motion continues to stay in motion unless acted upon by an external force :)

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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