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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

"The only thing worse than being talked about is getting AIDS." -Oscar Wilde

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

Killing your friend as a joke.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

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