Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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Men

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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POOP.....People Order Our Patties

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

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What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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