- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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justin beiber sucks

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

A horse walks in to a bar. The barman says: "Why the long face?" The horse does not reply because it is a horse and can neither speak nor understand English. The horse is startled by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on it's way out.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

It's not just a boulder. It's a rock! A rooooocckk!

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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