friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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1+1=2

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

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Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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