- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

I have cancer. And you're next.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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