Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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whats worse than the holocost, nothing

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What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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your mama's so fat... that's it

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Anti Joke

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