How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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