- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

I love alchohol!

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

An Asian with a big dick.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

asians have slitted eyes lol

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

class is canceled. My professor died.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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