- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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