what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. An orange.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket? No. A picture of a red bucket? No. A photo nailed to a red bucket, which shows a red bucket with a very realistic painting of a red bucket on it? Yes.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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