Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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800 people died last year. end of story

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

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why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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