- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

why did katy fall off her bike?

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

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