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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what smells like diarrhea and looks like diarrhea? diarrhea stupid

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

Roses are red Violets are blue ... Uhhhh I don't think anyone knows the rest of this!!!!!!

I'm gay Mr Goodwin

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

What's green, smelly, and in a swamp? Casey Anthony's Baby

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

Why is there no Asprin in the rainforest? Because it's financially viable to sell pharmesuticals in the vast, unpopulated rainforest.

Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

A man, John, is talking amongst a group of friends. He tells a racist joke and sees that one of his colored friends, Mark, is laughing at his joke, but John can tell that Mark's offended. John later apologizes to his friend because that is the right thing to do.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

What's worse than finding your cat dead? Finding your cat dead because it choked on your goldfish.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Arms and legs, NOT GET IN MY MINIVAN!

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