- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither did she.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

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