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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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