- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

A guy at a baseball game....

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Ms Leong Sux

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Then none of us want to be right.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

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