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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Who does creatine? James Cornish

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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