whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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