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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

Why was the kindergartener crying in the corner? His family was poor and his father abused him.

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family