An old man walks into a bar. He drinks 3 beers and dies. The bartender calls paramedics but when the police came they arrested the bartender for beating his wife. A few hours later an earthquake destroys the bar and everyone was evacuated and many were injured. The manager was driving to the scene but has a car accident with the ambulance. It was such a bad day.

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Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

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My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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black people

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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