A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

9/11 my birthday

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete jumped out, who was left? Pete, the boat blew up and instantly killed repeat

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

Why did the blonde make pasta even though she had a gluten allergy? She had some Italian friends coming over. Also she bought some gluten-free pasta and sauce so she wouldn't need to be hospitalized.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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