children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What is a Zebra? Zebras (/?z?br?/ zeb-r? or /?zi?br?/ zee-br?)[1] are several species of African equids (horse family) united by their distinctive black and white stripes. Their stripes come in different patterns, unique to each individual. They are generally social animals that live in small harems to large herds. Unlike their closest relatives, horses and donkeys, zebras have never been truly domesticated.

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Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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sfdg

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

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why was the jewish man so sad because his family was killed in a bus accident and he severed his spine and cant walk ever again and his insurance couldunt pay for the bill so he is now bankrupt so he borrowed from the mafia and now owes them 100,000 in a year or they will cut off his fingers and gauge out his eyes

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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