- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

A White, Black, Hispanic, and an Asian man are stranded on a deserted island. They become best friends, proving race should not be a divisive factor in any community.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

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