- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

What is less funny than a clown? Another clown ... but with fewer limbs.

A bar walks into a man

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

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