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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Why is Michael Jackson a bad chess player? Because he's dead.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Who is it?

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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