- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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