Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

A man died.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

how do you win a game try your best

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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