- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Poker? I barely even know her.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

I was watching Fox news.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

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