Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

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Why do you do when a homeless man asks you for money Scream bicycle and then run

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

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Hickory dickery dock, two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck 1 and the other got away with minor injuries.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

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I went to school. Then I came home.

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Q: what do you call a boy with no arms and an eye patch? A: names

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Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot lost control of the plane.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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