Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Q: How many elephants can fit inside a Volkswagen Beetle? A: Four.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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what is yellow and burns? -a fire

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

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Why did the black man kill his girlfriend? Because it was his mom!

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An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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the bible

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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