- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For a legitimate reason

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

knock knock. who's there. gestapo.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: WHERE'S MY TRACTOR?!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

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