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Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Robin, get in the car!

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

who do we all like george goodburn

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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