What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

what do you call a black guy african american

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

I'm homeless.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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