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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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