- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Where do you study to get a good education? A library, at home, or at another quiet location where it is easy to concentrate.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

Boy: "But I don't wanna visit Grandma!" Mother: "Shut up and keep digging."

Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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