- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it does whatever the hell it wants to do!

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

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