- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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