- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

Women's professional sports

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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