- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

If life gives you lemonade.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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