antonio has a penis head.lol

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

what do you call a black guy african american

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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