If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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A boy got a dog for his Birthday. The dog would have said happy Birthday but dogs can't speak.

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Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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