- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

The cream, it is coming

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Whats the defination of cruelty

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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