- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

What is a black person's favorite food? It varies from person to person, just as with any race.

Neither have I

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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