- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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