Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Kyle grund parker coffey

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call two dog? dogs

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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