What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

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i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

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Dumbledore dies.

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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Smeg...

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