- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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