- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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