- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Granny porn!

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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